New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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