did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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