I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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