Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
