Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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