Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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