I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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