it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do vagina's smell?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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