Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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