We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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