just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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