I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
