hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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