so explain again why im purple
no
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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