Its about making memories worth repressing
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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