I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
