she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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