windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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