I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I love you.
Bad choice
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