So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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