i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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