i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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