Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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