So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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