How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
