In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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