you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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