My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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