after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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