Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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