I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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