Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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