This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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