You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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