well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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