yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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