So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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