we're blogging at a bar
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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