you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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