and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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