I CAN MOONWALK!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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