Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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