She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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