hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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