We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
and she was petting her beer can
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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