We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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