I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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