wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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