Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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