This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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